Pre-orders have shipped! Large cardboard box forts all across the nation will be rendered useless! Blankets, couch cushions, and dining room chairs can again be used for their intended purposes!
If I tried to thank everyone who has helped make Fort Boards a reality, you’d be begging the orchestra to play me off stage. So instead I’ll offer no thanks and will just give myself a high five. But seriously, a huge thanks to everyone who has mentored, followed along, supported, and purchased Fort Boards during this (nearly) 3 year long process. This couldn’t have happened without you.
To celebrate, I bought myself a yacht!
The three cannon blasts (from my yacht) at midnight on October 22nd, 2015 marked the end of the pre-order discount. The era of full-priced forts has begun! And now I can finally go get some sleep. Ha, just kidding! I’ll post again when Fort Boards becomes a multinational fort conglomerate.
Chief Champagne Sprayer
P.S. Fort Boards has now entered its obnoxious teenage years and will do anything to get attention. Any media/blogger connections you might have will greatly help stroke the ego of this insecure small business.