It's a Christmas Miracle!
During this stressful holiday season full of love, peace and togetherness, it’s easy to forget about what the holidays are really all about: material goods…
Whoa, whoa— My usually scheduled cheeky copywriting can wait; I just found out that Fort Boards made The Seattle Times list of educational toys that “make kids jump for joy”! I was certainly jumping for joy… until there was a run on Fort Boards and we sold out overnight.
Luckily, the new batch will be shipping out to eager fort builders during the middle of next week, so you can still order now and get Fort Boards by Christmas. To be safe, you should order no later than the 10th of this month.
Christmas Comes Early!
Fort-Bot would like to give you an early Christmas present! Fort-Bot knows it shouldn’t have, but it would like to give you the one-pack car directions and the two-pack house directions (which have been posted to the website build page). Getting the car's tires on requires some decent fort building skills; good luck. And next, Fort-Bot will start working on making the often asked about submarine directions. Hopefully before next Christmas.
Christmas Can Come Today!
There is one place in the city (of Seattle) to get Fort Boards today, but don’t tell anyone else. Magpie Toys has an extremely limited quantity of Fort Boards if you, like me, struggle with delaying your fort gratification. Tell them Fort-Bot sent you.
Happy Holidays from Fort-Bot!