I haven't even had a single power lunch!

When I started developing this business idea, I had a vastly different idea of what entrepreneurship would be like. Not only have I never had a single power lunch (not sure what a power lunch consists of, but it sounds… strong), but I haven’t even gotten the chance to yell “Sell, sell, sell!!!” to someone on the other end of my cell phone whilst out in public.

Maybe I need to redo my business cards. Senior V.P. of Fort Building? Chief Fort Building Officer (CFBO)? I feel I should have a title greater than Senior Manager, but less than Supreme Leader. Any suggestions?

Fort Czar

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